Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for November 10, 2002

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WARNING: The following edition of "Celebrity Interview" may contain disturbing imagery. BIFF: Greetings, all! Biff Biffwell here chatting with foliage legend...Leaf Erickson!!! How's it going, Lead? LEAF: Well, I'm hangin' in there. BIFF: I notice you're the last one left on your tree. LEAF: You're darn right! I'm stayin' right here! LEAF: Uh...you can do that? LEAF: CAN, SHMAN! I'm DOIN' it! You think I want to end up rotting on that cold, hard ground? Not me, friend! No way! BIFF: But...the wind! LEAF: Wind? No! NO!! PLEASE NO! FWIK! BIFF: Leaf? DEATH: Yo.