Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for November 16, 2003

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"Hi, Mr. Eustis! Can N.F.T. Yardcare rake your leaves?" "Not this year, Nate. I need the exercise!" "Hmm..do you really think that's wise?" "what do you mean?" "Raking leaves is hard work, Mr. Eustis! Real cardiovascular stuff!" "After an hour or two, you'll be perspiring...short of breath...your chest and arms will feel tight..." "...and suddenly, you'll find yourself wondering: Am I having a heart attack?" "...so you'll call your Doctor, who will check you into the hospital for a complete battery of tests!" "Total cost to you: Twelve, thirteen hundred dollars!" "...or, you can just hire us for fifty!" "Nice sales pitch!" "Just businessman doing my job!"