Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 09, 2007

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TOMAHAWK JAM! "Hey, check out today's sports section! 'Middle school hoops preview' by Gary Green!" "Ooh! Are we in there?" "Yup, there's a whole paragraph on us!" "The Bobcats of Public School 38 will look to rebound from last season's 3-12 record." "A key player will be center Chester Budrick, whose size and strength make him a force in the pivot." "That's Chester, all right!" "Other bright spots are likely to include small forward Francis Pope and shooting guard Teddy Ortiz." "Dude!" "Wait a minute! Where's my name? Aren't I a bright spot?" "I'm definitely a bright spot! Why didn't he call me a bright spot?" "Because you're not very bright?" "But we knew that already!" PAT PAT "I've been libeled."