Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 13, 1998

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FUZZY: Greetings, fulfillment seekers! Dr. Warren Fuzzy here, inviting you and your mate to take this quiz and ask yourselves: ARE WE CO-DEPENDENT? 1. When in public together, my mate and I: SMAK SLURP --> horrified bystander BS: Oh, man! Not again! A. are proud to be seen in each other's company. B. enjoy our mutual interests and hobbies with peers. C. inevitably succumb to the urge to "pass the gum." 2. My mate and I get along so well because: A. We respect and admire each other. B. We share the same morals and values. C. we wear matching outfits. 3. Before I met my mate, I was: SWOON A. happy and well adjusted. B. unaware I could love another person so much. C. I have repressed that entire meaningless time of my life from my memory. 4. Our other friends: OS1: Who are they? OS2: Beats me. invisible bubble A. are happy that we are so perfect together. B. enjoy spending time with the two of us. C. What are "other friends?" 5. The world would be a better place if: A. we could eradicate hunger. B. all wars would cease. C. The world cannot get any better because the two of us will be together for more and more. GORDIE: ...and ever...and ever... ELLEN: Oh, Gordie. NATE: Hey, velcro couple! Wanna take a quiz?