Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 03, 1999

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Howdy, Friends! BIFF BIFFWELL here with another edition of... WHAT'S YOUR JOB? Biff: Here's our first guest, HOWARD PLOTZ! Tell us, Howard: 'What's your job?" Howard: Resolution accountant, Biff. Biff: Hmm... What does that involve? Howard: Well, Biff, at this time of the season, millions of people are making New Year's resolutions! Biff: And you keep track of them? Howard: Right! As you can see, my ledger has two columns: Resolutions kept and resolutions broken! Biff: Seems like a pretty big job for one guy! Howard: Oh, it is. I can't possibly keep up with the numbers by myself! Howard: That's why I employ a worldwide network of helpers to act as my eyes and ears! Biff: You have Spies? Howard: Hey, Someone's got to be there when a resolution gets broken! Nate: Ah HA! Dad: oops