Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 23, 1999

the bombs bursting in air…

gave proof through the night…

What if Nate had the song "Baby stuck on his head? LOL

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stahp, people, just staph. please. ur infecting me.

LOOK AT THIS EPICNESS!!!!!!!Hes never been a borehe will draw some morehe thinks hes really greathe puts cheez doodles on his platehis teacher is a hoghe will never get a doghis dad is such a goonthe women will never swoonhis mom has gone awaycheez doodles make him shout hoorayhe’s in love with jenny and wants to kissbut she will just usually disshis stupidity never endshe gets wedgied by his friendshe likes to rake your leavescats are one of his pet peeveshe is in middle schooldogs rule and they droolhes terrible at schoolsoccer, baseball, basketballhes really awful at them allsister’s too obsessed with beautymrs godfreys way too moodyhe does pictures on his slateHES BIG NATEbig nate theme song full version

LOOK AT THIS EPICNESS!!!!!!!Hes never been a borehe will draw some morehe thinks hes really greathe puts cheez doodles on his platehis teacher is a hoghe will never get a doghis dad is such a goonthe women will never swoonhis mom has gone awaycheez doodles make him shout hoorayhe’s in love with jenny and wants to kissbut she will just usually disshis stupidity never endshe gets wedgied by his friendshe likes to rake your leavescats are one of his pet peeveshe is in middle schooldogs rule and they droolhes terrible at schoolsoccer, baseball, basketballhes really awful at them allsister’s too obsessed with beautymrs godfreys way too moodyhe does pictures on his slateHES BIG NATEbig nate theme song full version

how about this:hi!my name is m.c. nate,you all know that i am great!

now,let’s start with some snack noodles,of all the food i like cheez doodles.sometimes i search the store in haste,just to find that lick ’smacking taste.

there in aisle 9it’s just a doller and 39!just don’t let your money be wastedwhen a bag of doodles is prepared to be tasted!

Then, of course, there’s the teachers,I’d see some of them on the bleachers.Even know they have bad features,They are still human creatures.

The English teacher is Miss Clarke,She’s by far the best on the ark.She handles English just like somebody runnin’Once she starts she can never stops rollin’

Next on the best list is Coach Calhoun,He runs faster than a huge typhoon.He’s our phys. Ed. Teacher and he’s a born sport’s player. He’s also our little league coach with a lot more features.

And we couldn’t forget Mr. Rosa,And the worst teacher who’s name is Godzilla!Mr. Rosa rocked the classroom with artsBut all Godzilla leave is farts.

Now we couldn’t forget my friends,Francis and teddy are everlasting trends.And then there’s Dee-Dee and Chad, And still there’s Jenny and Shelia.

Francis is actually kind of geeky,The knowledge he knows is also freaky.I know all the NBA’s winners,He knows alpaca wool comes in 22 colors.

Teddy is definitely number1-a,Why? You’ll probably say?We may like different kinds of baysBut we both are legends of prank day.

Jenny is my dream girl for 5 years,When she dates Artur I don’t think it’s fair.These years she ignore me like a feather,Burt soon she’ll know we’re destined together.

Now I will stop my rapping,Not because there’s not enough clapping.Then why? You might ask with hesitation,Because it’s officially summer vacation

i wrote this one

ye right

This comic got the song stuck in my head

I have a little something called, ahem “Spicy Calamari Inkantation” stuck in MY head.

Basically instant karma

the national anthem

why in the world are you singing star spangled banner?

WOW!!! Francis can hum and speak at the same time!!!!!

O’Say, can you see

By the dawn’s early light

What so proudly we hailed

At the twilight’s last gleaming?

Whose broad stripes and bright stars

Through the perilous fight

O’er the ramparts we watched,

Were so gallantly, yeah, streaming?

And the rockets’ red glare

The bombs bursting in air

Gave proof through the night

That our flag was still there

O say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave

O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave

fax

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Poll: What song do you get in your head most often?

Ironic.