Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 01, 1999

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Time for Another Edition of 'Wow! What a makeover'... with internationally acclaimed stylist Mr. Pierre! Mr. Pierre: Friends, today I will be attempting my most challenging makeover ever! 15 year-old Ellen Wright! Ellen: Giggle! Bone hour, Mister Pierre! Mr. Pierre: Ellen, when I look at you, I clearly see you are a "winter" person! Ellen: Because I look good in blues and grays? Mr. Pierre: No, because you should stay indoors. Mr. Pierre: Let me first apply some "concealer" to your enormous nose... Mr. Pierre: Sacre bleu! It is not working! Mr. Pierre: Well then, perhaps I can add some color to your pasty-white, acne-scarred cheeks! Mr. Pierre: Egad! This makes it worse! Mr. Pierre: ... And your coarse lifeless hair resists even my best conditioner! Ellen: Sob! Oh, Mr. Pierre! Can't you help me? Mr. Pierre: I am sorry, my ugly little duckling. It is beyond even Mr. Pierre's powers. Mr. Pierre: If you want to change your appearance, you will have to do it on your own, at home. Nate: Any day now! Ellen: Shut up!