Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 26, 1999

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Hey! Can I Play? Nate: oh, No. Dr.: Greetings, soul travelers! Dr: Friends, I'm here toady to talk about a common but serious condition among middle-aged men. "Peter Pan Syndrome"! Dr: Peter Pan, of course, is the beloved hero of children's literature who simply refuses to grow up! Dr: Likewise, the world is full of men who are determined not to act their age! Dr: Desperate to recapture their youth, they feebly attempt to act like the boys they once were, unaware of just how pathetic they look! man: Word up, homeys! dr.: How can we help these poor souls? The answer is surprisingly simple: By doing nothing!! Dr: These men can't turn back time: Eventually, Reality will set in and they'll discover the cruel truth: They're old! Nate's dad: Weeze...G-going inside... Nate: Finally