Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for November 15, 2011

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Oh!

    See, I never buy 2% cos I figure I don’t have time to fish out all the little bits of milk.

    And if I were a vegan, I’d have to buy soy milk in cartons…

    I really wouldn’t have time to milk all those little beans myself.

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    Elaine Rosco Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    They just want to stock up.

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    pschearer Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    My fridge won’t hold an infinite amount of non-fat.

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    mwest  almost 13 years ago

    No, whole milk is 3%, less fat is 2%, lesser still is 1%, and non-fat is skimmed.

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    Minfidel Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    I am the 2%.

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    Nachikethass  almost 13 years ago

    Am I getting the joke – is it being implied that 1 gallon whole milk = 50 gallons of 2%?

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    jtviper7  almost 13 years ago

    Or 100 Gallons. of 1%…

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    Digital Frog  almost 13 years ago

    So how many gallons of skim milk then?

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    kirbey  almost 13 years ago

    way over my head …. I still don’t get it even after reading all the helpful comments.

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    rangerboymark  almost 13 years ago

    One day at the grocery store, I actually heard a man and woman come to the conclusion that if you buy 2%, you are getting less milk. And they were dead serious too. The scary thing, they were passing this “knowlege” onto their children.

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    Primarch  almost 13 years ago

    I am the 0% in this situation…we used to be part of the 2%, but decided to move to skim a while back. I recently tried some 2% after having done only skim for the last few years and the 2% drank heavy to me.

    Do I need to hold up a sign with a diatribe about skim milk and decrying the fat cats who drink whole milk and then take a pic to post on the internet?

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    iced tea  almost 13 years ago

    We’re 2 % here,

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    REDROCKER51  almost 13 years ago

    i drink Homoginized ( I kant spall )

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    joegeethree  almost 13 years ago

    I thought whole milk had 4 % fat content.

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    fixer1967  over 12 years ago

    2% milk is just that.2% milk and 98% water. I can not stand the stuff.

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