Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 06, 2011

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    margueritem  about 13 years ago

    Santa, it’s time you wrote your book.

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    doc white  about 13 years ago

    80days? Piker.

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    Aussie Down Under  about 13 years ago

    Can’t get a copy from Borders try Amazon.

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    rockngolfer  about 13 years ago

    I traveled on when hope was gone to seek a rendevous….

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    Crabbyrino Premium Member about 13 years ago

    NORAD put out an “app” to “track Santa’s ride” this year…tell me again why the defense budget is so HUGE?

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    lightenup Premium Member about 13 years ago

    You should be in charge of the USPS, Santa.

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    Loijen  about 13 years ago

    Just how fast is the wink of an eye Santa?

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    Larry Miller Premium Member about 13 years ago

    crabbyrino, you think it’s easy to track a miniature sleigh and eight tiny reindeer?

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    lancemay  about 13 years ago

    the difference between magic and mundane physics!

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    Michelle Morris  about 13 years ago

    Santa: “Don’t waste my time!”

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    Miserichord  about 13 years ago

    I went “around the world” in about…….Oh, you meant geographically.

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    ishannon5289  almost 13 years ago

    yes but they did not have access to time bending magic

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