Frazz by Jef Mallett for January 05, 2003

Transcript:

"Man! January 5th and still no snow!" "The snow gods have forsaken me!" "Harsh words, brother Caulfield." "Well? I've tried beseechment, supplication and recruiting followers! I've tried ceremony and ritual dance! I even sacrificed a sno- cone to the sidewalk, though not entirely on purpose." "Why are they ignoring me?" "Maybe because your request is founded on snowball warfare, watching cars slide into the ditch and the hope that Mr. Spaetzle will cancel classes." "Snow gods can check on your motives." "I thought they were too far down the god bureaucracy for that kind of clearance." "There you go. Your request is just tied up in paperwork."