Frazz by Jef Mallett for August 27, 2006

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FRAZZ: HEY TED! READY TO ROLL? TED: I DON'T KNOW. MY ACHILLES TENDON IS BUGGING ME. TED: AND I'VE BEEN JAMMED AT WORK. MY ALLERGIES ARE SO BAD I CAN HARDLY BREATHE. SO OF COURSE I HAVEN'T BEEN SLEEPING WELL. WHICH I THINK IS HOW I GOT THIS STOMACH BUG. OTHER MAN: I'M GOING HOME TO GET MY RACE WHEELS. FRAZZ: CYCLISTS HAVE AN ODDLY INVERSE RELATIONSHIP WITH THE TRUTH WHEN THERE ARE BUTTS TO KICK. TED: ALSO I SEEM TO HAVE NO PULSE.