Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for November 13, 2011

The Krampus needs to be introduced universally.

“Little shop of horrors” today.

Most parents terrify kids sufficiently by threatening them with Santa (which is an anagram of Satan). Whatever the parents miss organized religion provides.

I recall having the carp scared out of me once, but it just seemed to fishy for anyone else to believe

And I’ll bet your kids (if you have any) get flogged regularly. My condolences on what your childhood must have been like.

I used to be afraid to be up at Midnight.

Well, of course, anyone who is capable of biological reproduction will know more about child rearing that someone who has spent 20 or so years studying child development. Obvious.

I had an aunt Krampus growing up

I’m sure that type of glass would also protect against the toxic effects of kryptonite.

I learned of Krampus from the Venture Bros. Christmas Special, it ended up flogging Dr. Venture.

I had a Krampus in my lag once.

We needed Krampus to settle our older son down when he was younger, Santa Clause was indeed a real person. He put coins in these maidens stockings over the fireplace to pay their dowries.