The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 26, 2011

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    margueritem  almost 13 years ago

    Oh no, the heartbreak of aphids.

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    leakysqueaky712  almost 13 years ago

    Did he just call her a ho??

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    JP Steve Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Pea aphids or pubic aphids? (Or crab aphids?)

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    jnik23260  almost 13 years ago

    She’s a ho, ho, ho!

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    osceola  almost 13 years ago

    Oh, so that is why the green bean casserole at Thanksgiving dinner tasted so meaty.

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    bluskies  almost 13 years ago

    Oh, Richard. I wouldn’t touch a line like that with a 10-foot Swede.

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    cdward  almost 13 years ago

    The Green monster of jealousy rears its ugly head.

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    LingeeWhiz  almost 13 years ago

    At least she didn’t give him apHIV’s!

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    jimwill0803  almost 13 years ago

    I think she might be playing the field again. Their average life span is only seasonal anyway.

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    wildwestexchange  almost 13 years ago

    he’s just so crabby all the time

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    rockngolfer  almost 13 years ago

    Don’t mess with the Jolly Grren Giantess.

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    finale  almost 13 years ago

    New meaning to the term “Go out and hoe the garden”.

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    Spyderred  almost 13 years ago

    As a matter of statistics, it’s far more believable that he picked them up and transmitted them to her, rather than the other way around. Typical case of male transference of responsibility.

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    rockngolfer  almost 13 years ago

    I’ll have to look up “The Thing From Another World.”I remember a movie called something like “Day of the Trifids” when I was about 12.Trifids were plants that pulled up and walked.They made a sound like when you empty a can of Chef Boyardee Ravioli in a bowl.

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    KenChevy  almost 13 years ago

    That’s as bad as the one about Idaho potatoes. Two potatoes were standing on a street corner. Which one was the ho? The one that said I da ho. (Idaho) Lame, really lame.

    Aphids, cut his life expectancy down to a few months. LOL

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    LegendaryColChuckCrustwoodRet  almost 13 years ago

    Beautiful!

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    iced tea  almost 13 years ago

    She should have used protection.

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    Pygar  almost 13 years ago

    He’s just mad that Marvel’s green giant gets all the movies made about him, even though he is very seldom jolly.

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    sunnysrteet27  almost 13 years ago

    It’s probably just poison ivy. A little cream (or ranch dressing) should clear that riIight up.

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    Curiosity Will Kill Me, Too  almost 13 years ago

    Valley girl, apHIVS, not so jolly anymore, ho, the casserole tasting so meaty……funny stuff.

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