Frank and Ernest by Thaves for November 28, 2011
November 27, 2011
November 29, 2011
Transcript:
Airline Check-In Clerk: I'm going to have to charge you, sir. Technically, that's not a hat.
gimmickgenius almost 13 years ago
“Teddy said it was a hat and so I put it on. Now dad is wondering where the heck the toilet plunger’s gone.” —Shel Silverstein
jackdohany almost 13 years ago
And technically that’s not a chin under which the cord is theoretically tied.
InTraining Premium Member almost 13 years ago
BUT…. " It was raining outside….! ! ! "
jpsomebody almost 13 years ago
I guess that they will soon define clothes as carry-on luggage.
galanti almost 13 years ago
The only thing more annoying than the airline fees are the people – amongst the 1% or 1% wannabes – who want to cram a steamer trunk into an overhead luggage compartment simply because they were able to carry it on board the aircraft. As selfish and as inconsiderate as the financial 1%.
Lolapoo Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Fly Southwest if at all possible.
Phatts almost 13 years ago
I’m starting to consider maybe I should just buy my own airplane.I’ll just charge you guys for gasoline and let you wear your shoes (and you’ll just sign a waiver releasing me from all liability for failure to take flying lessons).