This reminds me of an old Playboy cartoon by Erich Sokol – it had a guy getting dressed in a hotel room and a naked girl on the bed with a big smile on her face. The caption: “I didn’t think anything like this would happen to me until I was at least sixteen!” (The man’s expression was somewhat chagrined.)It appeared sometime around ’72 or so.
Many years ago I was talking with a very attractive young woman. (so i thought) As the conversation went on, I began to notice that she was talking rather young..What grade are you in?.Eighth..I tipped my hat and slowly walked away..\\//_
Maturity these days is measured in how fast the girls can push out their blouses, whether real or “enhanced”. Gosh, to remember how it was when I was 15 and the girls were … enough of that right now, or else I’d have to take meds to get my blood pressure down. Back in the day, it was something else that would rise. Not anymore …
JAILBAIT – MOTORHEADTeenage baby you’re a sweet young thing,Still tied to Mommy’s apron strings,I don’t even dare to ask your age,It’s enough to know you’re here backstage,You’re Jailbait, and I just can’t wait,Jailbait baby come onOne chase baby, all I need,My decision made at lightning speed,I don’t even want to know your name,It’s enough to know you feel the same,Jailbait, and I just can’t wait,Jailbait baby get down
Tell you baby oh you look so fine,Sending quivers up and down my spine,I don’t care about our different ages,I’m an open book with well thumbed pages,Jailbait, oh and I ain’t too late,Jailbait baby get down
YOUNG GIRL – GARY PUCKETTYoung girl, get out of my mindMy love for you is way out of lineBetter run girl,You’re much too young girl
With all the charms of a womanYou’ve kept the secret of your youthYou led me to believeYou’re old enoughTo give me LoveAnd now it hurts to know the truth, Oh,
Young girl get out of my mindmy love for you is way outta linebetter run girl, your much too young girl
Beneath your perfume and make-upYou’re just a baby in disguiseAnd though you knowThat it is wrong to beAlone with meThat come on look is in your eyes, Oh,
Young girl get outta my mindMy love for you is way outta linebetter run girl, Your much too young girl
So hurry home to your mamaI’m sure she wonders where you areGet out of hereBefore I have the timeTo change my mind‘Cause I’m afraid we’ll go too far, Oh,
Young girl get outta my mindmy love for you is way outta linebetter run girl, your much too young girl(until fade)
DOES YOUR MOTHER KNOW? – ABBAARTIST: ABBATITLE: Does Your Mother Know
You’re so hot, teasing me So you’re blue but I can’t take a chance on a chick like you That’s something I couldn’t do There’s that look in your eyes I can read in your face that your feelings are driving you wild Ah, but girl you’re only a child
Well I can dance with you honey If you think it’s funny Does your mother know that you’re out? And I can chat with you baby Flirt a little maybe Does your mother know that you’re out?
Take it easy, take it easy, better slow down girl That’s no way to go, does your mother know?
Take it easy, take it easy, try to cool it girl Take it nice and slow, does your mother know?
I can see what you want But you seem pretty young to be searching for that kind of fun So maybe I’m not the one Now you’re so cute, I like your style And I know what you mean when you give me a flash of that smile (smile) But girl you’re only a child
Well I can dance with you honey If you think it’s funny Does your mother know that you’re out? And I can chat with you baby Flirt a little maybe Does your mother know that you’re out?
Take it easy, take it easy, better slow down girl That’s no way to go, does your mother know?
Take it easy, take it easy, try to cool it girl Take it nice and slow, does your mother know?
Well I can dance with you honey If you think it’s funny Does your mother know that you’re out? And I can chat with you baby Flirt a little maybe Does your mother know that you’re out?
rayannina almost 13 years ago
Uh-oh, jaaaaaaailbaaaaaaait!
luckylouie almost 13 years ago
Fifteen will get you twenty.
gjsjr41 almost 13 years ago
Run, Run as fast as you can.
runar almost 13 years ago
This reminds me of an old Playboy cartoon by Erich Sokol – it had a guy getting dressed in a hotel room and a naked girl on the bed with a big smile on her face. The caption: “I didn’t think anything like this would happen to me until I was at least sixteen!” (The man’s expression was somewhat chagrined.)It appeared sometime around ’72 or so.
3hourtour Premium Member almost 13 years ago
..it’s too soon or not appropriate after the Penn State scandle for me too comment..
Dkram almost 13 years ago
Many years ago I was talking with a very attractive young woman. (so i thought) As the conversation went on, I began to notice that she was talking rather young..What grade are you in?.Eighth..I tipped my hat and slowly walked away..\\//_
Commentator almost 13 years ago
14 year old girls were old maids too old to marry back in the day.
ekw555 almost 13 years ago
I’m pretty sure it’s caused by the hormones Frank Perdue is giving the chickens.
Plods with ...™ almost 13 years ago
I’d hope she’d say he was a perfect gentleman….
Hurst5809 almost 13 years ago
Last month I asked a girl what college she attends and she said she was in middle school! Really. People are maturing earlier these days it seems.
michael.p.pumilia almost 13 years ago
Maturity these days is measured in how fast the girls can push out their blouses, whether real or “enhanced”. Gosh, to remember how it was when I was 15 and the girls were … enough of that right now, or else I’d have to take meds to get my blood pressure down. Back in the day, it was something else that would rise. Not anymore …
3hourtour Premium Member almost 13 years ago
…dog…thanks for having my back….I am a notoriously bad speller….
steelersneo almost 13 years ago
JAILBAIT – MOTORHEADTeenage baby you’re a sweet young thing,Still tied to Mommy’s apron strings,I don’t even dare to ask your age,It’s enough to know you’re here backstage,You’re Jailbait, and I just can’t wait,Jailbait baby come onOne chase baby, all I need,My decision made at lightning speed,I don’t even want to know your name,It’s enough to know you feel the same,Jailbait, and I just can’t wait,Jailbait baby get down
Tell you baby oh you look so fine,Sending quivers up and down my spine,I don’t care about our different ages,I’m an open book with well thumbed pages,Jailbait, oh and I ain’t too late,Jailbait baby get down
steelersneo almost 13 years ago
YOUNG GIRL – GARY PUCKETTYoung girl, get out of my mindMy love for you is way out of lineBetter run girl,You’re much too young girl
With all the charms of a womanYou’ve kept the secret of your youthYou led me to believeYou’re old enoughTo give me LoveAnd now it hurts to know the truth, Oh,
Young girl get out of my mindmy love for you is way outta linebetter run girl, your much too young girl
Beneath your perfume and make-upYou’re just a baby in disguiseAnd though you knowThat it is wrong to beAlone with meThat come on look is in your eyes, Oh,
Young girl get outta my mindMy love for you is way outta linebetter run girl, Your much too young girl
So hurry home to your mamaI’m sure she wonders where you areGet out of hereBefore I have the timeTo change my mind‘Cause I’m afraid we’ll go too far, Oh,
Young girl get outta my mindmy love for you is way outta linebetter run girl, your much too young girl(until fade)
steelersneo almost 13 years ago
DOES YOUR MOTHER KNOW? – ABBAARTIST: ABBATITLE: Does Your Mother Know
You’re so hot, teasing me So you’re blue but I can’t take a chance on a chick like you That’s something I couldn’t do There’s that look in your eyes I can read in your face that your feelings are driving you wild Ah, but girl you’re only a child
Well I can dance with you honey If you think it’s funny Does your mother know that you’re out? And I can chat with you baby Flirt a little maybe Does your mother know that you’re out?
Take it easy, take it easy, better slow down girl That’s no way to go, does your mother know?
Take it easy, take it easy, try to cool it girl Take it nice and slow, does your mother know?
I can see what you want But you seem pretty young to be searching for that kind of fun So maybe I’m not the one Now you’re so cute, I like your style And I know what you mean when you give me a flash of that smile (smile) But girl you’re only a child
Well I can dance with you honey If you think it’s funny Does your mother know that you’re out? And I can chat with you baby Flirt a little maybe Does your mother know that you’re out?
Take it easy, take it easy, better slow down girl That’s no way to go, does your mother know?
Take it easy, take it easy, try to cool it girl Take it nice and slow, does your mother know?
Well I can dance with you honey If you think it’s funny Does your mother know that you’re out? And I can chat with you baby Flirt a little maybe Does your mother know that you’re out?
steelersneo almost 13 years ago
Common theme, tempting young girls
dhumph almost 13 years ago
He wondered why she was a virgin.