Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 01, 2011
Transcript:
Rip: I don't think I've ever danced with you - well, to music anyway. Cobra: Let's step out on the balcony, Rip. How dare you kiss another girl while I'm alive! Rip: But I emailed you one of those "me sorree" cat pictures! Didn't you get it? Cobra: You traipse off to the amazon because you don't trust me. There, you immediately make out with the first camouflage skirt you see. And I'm the back-stabber? You gave me a heart, Haywire, and then you stuck a knife through it! Waitress: Would you like some champagne, sir? Rip: Is that all you got?
Veridian about 13 years ago
Hey Dorian…Methinks we have Nothing to Fear for our Lantern jawed Lunkhead and his Sugar Bullets! Believe me, No Woman gets THAT Angry at a Guy unless she’s really Really REALLY in Love! Of Course, there IS more than a little Truth to the Adage: Love HURTS So Affection-induced Abrasions, Avulsions and other Assorted Boo-Boos ARE a Distinct Possibility :-) HUGPOUNCEZZZ and Have a Good’un Y’all!
Chas60 about 13 years ago
Well alls fair in love and war. And I believe Rip’s in for the biggest war hes ever had!
Knightman Premium Member about 13 years ago
I don’t think he can get out of this mess.
DorianKTB about 13 years ago
Veridian, having grown up in a family of amorous emotional types, I agree with you 100% that the angrier Cobra gets at Rip’s betrayal, the more it means she really loves him! And you know what the old song says: “You always hurt the one you love!” :-) Nevertheless, I foresee lots of jumping through hoops before Rip and Cobra get back together. And I’m sure they will, if only because Cobra’s piquant pan is still emblazoned on the pictures above the comic strip! :-) Here’s to a happier holiday season to you and everyone here in real life, including HOLIDAY HUGPOUNCESZZ! :-)
Dragoncat about 13 years ago
Panel 3 is PRICELESS! Notice how Rip’s hair is desperately trying to make a break for it.
kaystari Premium Member about 13 years ago
She took it out of the public eye, shes a classy babe. rip better try harder, real harder….
Veridian about 13 years ago
Oh THANKS Jack! :-) NOW I’ve got that Katy Perry Song Stuck in my Head LOL!
Veridian about 13 years ago
Look again. Bliss was Busily Blathering away Boatside when our Favourite Blockheaded Beauhunk Brazenly Bussed her into her own Name ( Bliss). I also point out that such Obstreperous Osculation was at the Lady’s Own Request.