Better pray the turkey doesn’t see YOU.
The usual burnt offerings?
It’s a family tradition to use a chainsaw, to carve the turkey.
What, doesn’t everyone sew the stuffing-hole shut with orange Day-Glo shoelaces? Orange is an autumn color.
800-BUTTERBALL (1-800-288-8372). The Butterball® Turkey Talk-Line is open. Too bad Lil didn’t call…..Or maybe that’s her fiendish plan to get out of cooking next year…? Hasn’t worked yet, but who knows?
shoulda stuck with sliced from the deli.
My Pastor’s wife does the same thing when I’m cooking for MY wife!!
May 24, 2014
hsawlrae about 13 years ago
Better pray the turkey doesn’t see YOU.
hsawlrae about 13 years ago
The usual burnt offerings?
LLABDDO about 13 years ago
It’s a family tradition to use a chainsaw, to carve the turkey.
Coyoty Premium Member about 13 years ago
What, doesn’t everyone sew the stuffing-hole shut with orange Day-Glo shoelaces? Orange is an autumn color.
Plods with ...™ about 13 years ago
800-BUTTERBALL (1-800-288-8372). The Butterball® Turkey Talk-Line is open. Too bad Lil didn’t call…..Or maybe that’s her fiendish plan to get out of cooking next year…? Hasn’t worked yet, but who knows?
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 13 years ago
shoulda stuck with sliced from the deli.
DEACON FRED almost 13 years ago
My Pastor’s wife does the same thing when I’m cooking for MY wife!!