Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for November 30, 2011

Bingo is what Leslie Nielsen said as he searched through a desk in one of those police movies. Then the camera showed he was holding a Bingo card. Great scene.

Great job Brody, just 7 more field goals and we might have a chance to win.

Might have a chance to win? We will have a chance to win!

If they had the refs from the Syracuse-Toledo game earlier this year, the first field goal would have been good.

P1- Appears Brody placekicked a spiral, hard to do. A delay of game and Bootin’ Brody bangs a 37 yarder! Wonder if Gil has installed a “gadget” play, fake FG like LSU’s Mad Hatter, Les Miles?

Doesn’t the defense have the right to turn down the penalty? Wouldn’t it be in their best interest to leave an illegal play that didn’t work rather than give the offense a second chance?

So when Milford puts that Siamese twin on the field from P3, does that count as one or two players?

Is that a high five in P3? More like Dancing With the Stars. They are pretty happy about it. Go Milford!

@griffon88 – No, not on delay of game. When the play clock runs out, play is dead. Whether or not the kicker went through with it is irrelevant.

The rest of Gil’s pep talk – “Also, it’s only a 37 yarder – you don’t need to kick it so hard that it flies into the next panel!”

P2 Gil has mad coaching skills, P3, It’s not a high five, it not a low five, it’s a middle five!

I bet they moved it back to 40 yards. Maybe Brody is like Jacque Stroppe, the kicker in Mad Magazine’s Superfan, who could only kick 80-yard field goals. Except Brody can only kick 40 yarders.

Cheerleaders: “2-4-6-8! Who do we appreciate! Milford’s record 0-8! Wooo!”

I see the mullet isn’t dead in Milford! In P2, check out the Kentucky Waterfall on the player on the sideline!

Alright, way to go Brody! I think we’re gonna come out of this with a win.

When we first met Brody he was kicking like Chargers kicker Nate Kaeding. I hope when we say goodbye to Brody, he’s not on the sideline acting like current Charger kicker Nick Novak.

“Bootin’ Brody”! Now there’s a nickname that oughta stick! Go Milford!