Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 18, 2011

The pain of egg on her face…

Poor kid looks like Jack Nicholson in Chinatown. But who ever heard of pink-trimmed mukluks?!

You don’t have to be young to wear pink – There are women around here, in their sixties, who are smothered in the stuff.

Just be glad ur Mukluks weren’t consigned to the blades of an industrial fan like mine were. Sincerely Mr Smarty Pants.

It’s a little known fact that mukluks are worn on what we would normally consider the wrong feet. It has to do with walking in deep snow and the close proximity of Alaska to Russia.

Sadly, though I have revealed this to you, it will still be a little known fact.

And I, alone among all the clever and enlightening commenters, have the urge to hold the dear thing close and try to make her hurt go away.

Okay, the Blog needs commenting, too: first, I think that dog in the hospital bed wishes he were outside with Jack and Jill. And second, those Osmonds in those suits would totally work as a TV test pattern. If such a thing were still in use.

Wearing Mukluks “sealed” her fate.

Paging tech geeks helpful readers x_Tech and The Old Wolf:

Does the GC html code system permit the use of an asterisk at the beginning of a sentence?*

.* I like to use footnotes, and because asterisks serve an actual html function the GC system seems to ignore them at the beginning of a sentence (unless you resort to trickeration by putting a period before the asterisk as I did in this case).In other words, is there a way to tell the system that the * is really an asterisk, and not part of the html code?

P.S. At the risk of being labeled a ♥YES! WE FEEL THE LOVE!♥ critic from hell, whatever happened to Fishnet Friday? Instead of Fishnet Friday we get Osmonds Leisure Suit Friday? Was there some sort of announcement that I missed? (if Lawgiver Bob wants to bitch about something important, I’ll go with him on this one) ♥♥♥

Looks like that fop Tom Brady’s Uggs.

If instead of mukluks she’d use muktuk, that would put the smile right back on her face!

For the record, I DID notice that there was no #8, and there ARE only ten items. So there!

Another way is to use the <code> tag:

&42;

@Gaijinrabbit: So true… just walk down the girls’ toy aisle at WalMart or Toys-Я-Us… pink overload.

Great blog today. Bye bye testis….is that chocolate milk the nurse is giving him? So you cut a dogs balls off and then you try to poison him? Certainly not this dogs day.

Walkable Rollercoaster? Isn’t that like a Coke without the fizz?About as fun and scarey as a geriatric vampire with no teeth. I guess if your into hickeys it could be OK, but, damn! it’d take a long time gettin’ there….

Are those your bananas, or are you just happy to see us, Ray?

How about a shapely shapka?