Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for November 20, 2011

Sigh…there goes another spleen…

But at least they have one more Winkey…I hear they’re valuable, if only for their, what are those things again?

Pluto’s never going to get back into the league of planets if it treats us like that.

to borrow a phrase …>SNERK<

I wonder if Winky is related to Southpark’s Kenny?

Sunday is science day, so this has to be true. Pluto has an oxygen-rich atmosphere, blue skies, and clouds, not to mention towers and spire right out of Flash Gordon. Where did they get the money for such a huge makeover? Selling plutonium to Iran?

“Bu phwee do gar dun dun mugalukeramaddippipputhplupokkzyxyxdumarmagarollempuyimimuwogagjummumjumpoopem-uh-uh-zhwryphplbt mu a a pff fff fff Winky ip ip.” (“We give thanks for the Winky we are about to receive…”)

If you ask me this whole thing is just a bunch of hot air!

See a Winky, pick him up, and all the day he’ll have bad luck.

Pluto’s still mad at being downsized, I see.

Gone, in the winky of an eye~☻~

1. Chop Winky spleen giblets and cook in butter in a medium skillet over medium heat, 2 minutes.2. Stir in celery and onion and cook until tender. Remove Winky spleen giblets from heat and stir in salt, pepper and poultry seasoning.3.Toss Winky spleen giblet mixture with bread crumbs and enough broth to moisten bread.4. Use Winky Spleen Stuffing to to stuff an 150 pound Winky, or bake separately, covered, 40 to 45 minutes in a 375 degree F (190 degree C) oven.

For once, Winky was harmed by Brewster’s incompetence, rather than Dr. Mel’s.

The Flying Purple People Eater had to wear green camouflage ‘cause that song gave him away. At least, that’s what he thought at the time. He didn’t know how easy it would be to catch his dinner when Brewster and Ensign Kenny showed up all unawares. (Too bad nobody knows the song I’m talking about).

Fortunately Winky is the product of Dr. Mel’s cloning experiments, one of the few experiments that actually worked. Need a Winky, call inventory to get another one off of the shelf.

I was looking at Brewster’s Winky today, and I saw a one-eyed monster! (Enjoy the image, folks.)

the moment I saw him call for winky, I knew it was gonna end with spleen trouble.