Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for November 29, 2011

Postmenopausal women, and those about to head that direction, develop weak bladders for some reason. Those who do kegel exercises do much better.

Ah. The three A. M. shuffle I know it well. Think I broke my little toe.

Ah, the wee wee hours.

3 P N

There are people who sleep a full eight hours without going?

We’ll find out in a minute if he left the seat up.

…or 1:25…

(jingle) ‘The best part of waking up – is going back to bed’

comes from worry lots of worry

Arlo,the floor is wet again.

Those who do go, know… those who don’t still, will.

Where are the complaints about leaving the seat up?

They might have eaten something at dinner that’s a diuretic, such as celery, and the effects haven’t worn off yet.

Varnes — I was going to ask the same question!

Some of you don’t get up in the night?

BTW this is the 1st forum that has opened for me since late last night.

The site is misbehaving.

I used to wake up at 3:30 am to deliver newspapers when I was in junior high and high school (so I could go back to bed before school), and to this day I ususually still wake up at 3:30 to go to the bathroom. This habbit follows me from daylight time to standard time; I can’t get rid of it.

I was sleeping eight hours a night in hospital – they had me on a catheter!