The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 28, 2011

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    margueritem  almost 13 years ago

    Mr. Whipple is a victim of circumstances!

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    leakysqueaky712  almost 13 years ago

    And don’t ask him what else he did with your client!!

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    i_am_the_jam  almost 13 years ago

    Geez, that commercial hasn’t aired in over 20 years…

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    Bargrove  almost 13 years ago

    But we remembered it and laughed out loud

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    jreckard  almost 13 years ago

    the question is: tp, or not tp

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    Elaine Rosco Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    But he just couldn’t resist!

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    Hammerhead451  almost 13 years ago

    You,re dating yourself if you remember these commercials. I think Mae Questel took over after the Mr. Whipple actor passed away. She played Aunt Bluebell or something but was best known as the voice of Olive Oyl for a gajillian years.

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    arye uygur  almost 13 years ago

    Is this the toilet paper that was missing from Homework Helper’s cubicle in “One Big Happy”?

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    GROG Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Didn’t everybody?

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    cdward  almost 13 years ago

    He didn’t just want a squeeze. He wanted to go for a roll.

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    Auntie Socialist  almost 13 years ago

    For those of you who are less than 40 years old, there was a commercial for Charmin bathroom tissue that started with two older ladies squeezing packages of the tissue and obviously enjoying it (in those days the sexual innuendo was absent) and being confronted by the store manager, Mr. Whipple; only to have the tables turned when he started absently squeezing the packages himself.

    The basic idea of this cartoon was actually used in one of the variants of the commercial, except that it was played out with police officers in the store instead of a courtroom.

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    buckleylover Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    He didn’t happen to be a college coach did he?

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    corzak  almost 13 years ago

    leakysqueky712, Dogsniff, Number Six . . . brilliant!Sure, maybe this one was a ‘lob-shot’ over the net . . . but I’m still laughing!

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    Digital Frog  almost 13 years ago

    I think the claimant should have to submit a tissue sample.

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    corzak  almost 13 years ago

    The complaint states that “the defendant squeezed her absorbent pillows, then tried two ply her for more.”

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    i_am_the_jam  almost 13 years ago

    Also, Mr. Whipple’s teenager assistant was a very young Adam Savage, of Mythbusters.

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    justcuz46  almost 13 years ago

    I was thinking the same lines a buckleylover…..get whipple a job at Penn State…

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    justcuz46  almost 13 years ago

    and as far as inuendo…..it is italian….but for those that prefer greek love

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    Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML   almost 13 years ago

    Hey…. she was askin’ for it, just look at her, definitely Ply-Polar.

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    Michelle Morris  almost 13 years ago

    Mr. Whipple: “Butt…butt…butt…”

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    jimwill0803  almost 13 years ago

    Squeezing the soft rolls is fun. One of the perks of being human. I can’t blame him.

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    Popeyesforearm  almost 13 years ago

    They put a Bounty on his head. He Sparkled on the stand. He was so Charmin’ on the stand he hopes to get off Scott free. A Generic defense won’t hold up to the butt wiping he’s gonna get. He’ll need 2-ply Cottonelle shorts to sit downagain.

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    iced tea  almost 13 years ago

    I remember those Charmain commercials like it was yesterday. While visiting the Wisconsin Dells the summer of “71, we walked up the street and came across a 4 ft. block of cheese. Sitting atop the cheese was a package of Charmain toiliet paper. A sign nearby read: ’Please squeeze the Charmain, not the cheese.” It’s a great memory.

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    witthoftwh  almost 13 years ago

    Dr. Whipple did my vasectomy.

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    tbritt99  almost 13 years ago

    Very Gary Larson-esque.

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