Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for November 28, 2011

Pam, neither can I.

It’s no wonder food hasn’t been in any wars… no one can hold a grudge :)

Stupid food.

Pam, I’m sure cleokaya (THE FLASH) could make a suggestion here. But I won’t, no, I won’t.

X_Tech and Dogsniff….. unfortunately for you dreamers, Pam will always wear the pants in any relationship.

(I know, I know….. who said “relationship.”

Guys.)

Meanwhile, who could stay mad at pie?

It’s so sweet.

No matter how abusive the relationship, food knows you’ll always come back to it.

We made a pumpkin pie the other day. We molded some batter into a “pi” decoration for the center.

Pam, can you say “spandex”? . . . ☻

Maybe he hopes her pants will burst right in front of him.

As any good mathemetician knows, pie never ends…

And now for the most tasteless joke on this page:Later today, Pam’s digestive system will calculate the log of pi. =rimshot=

Food . Water. Women. Land. Those are the historical reasons for ALL WARS..

Not exactly, Randy Townsley. Wars have been about power and religion, as well.

And world overpopulation is a myth. Oh sure, too many people in an area that can’t produce enough food can bring famine. But most famines are political or meteorological in nature. And you can put all 7 billion people in the world in the state of Texas, and every man, woman and child would have more than 1000 square feet of area..

It’s easy to lose weight on a space ship. Just turn down the gravity. Of course, after seeing Wall-E, that may not be such a good idea.

she’s like the thinnest person on the crew, why draw her going on about her pants not fitting?

For once Pam wants something Cliff is bringing.