Lio by Mark Tatulli for December 02, 2011

Seems to me dad, that your son is NOT unaware that you’ve been opening his mail

All kids around the world should be thankful to dad…he’s theone who died of a heart attack. Imagine if it had been Santa!

Lio knows that Santa just loves surprises!

Congratulations! You win the internets.

Your Dad had to opened it!

Poor dad…he never knows what Lio is going to do next.

I hope his life insurance was paid up.

Now Lio knows what to get Dad for Christmas: Heart pills and clean shorts.

Oh Dad, poor Dad, Lio’s shocked you to the floor and I"m feeling so sad!

Lio is a little sadist. He needs a beating.

I see a lot of coal coming his way.

Frikking funny dude. Co-workers think I’m crazy.

Santa knows better to open anything from Lio. First scan with electron scope then open underwater, can’t trust this boy. Gotta like his spirit. He needs to ask for a defib-unit for the ’ol man.

Oh, Dad. When will you learn?