Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 02, 2011
December 01, 2011
December 03, 2011
Transcript:
Joe Pyle: So... any good news today, Bob? Bob: Yeah! Demi Moore will be single again, so maybe I'll get another shot. Joe: Oh, puh-leeeze... Demi Moore? She doesn't even know you exist. Bob: I offer you exhibit "A," wise guy. Joe: OK... a restraining order proves she's aware of your existence, but... Bob: Hey, I didn't say it was a good shot...
bbear about 13 years ago
OK. 9:00 am EST and no comments. Did the gocomics server fail again?
gjsjr41 about 13 years ago
The whole thing just got started at 8:58am est.
A shot is a shot, eh Bob?
APersonOfInterest about 13 years ago
Good one Mr. Miller !!!
thirdguy about 13 years ago
The Secret Service just called, they would like to have a word with you!
LingeeWhiz about 13 years ago
Negative attention is better than no attention at all?
chris_weaver about 13 years ago
Hey, a restraining order is as good as a ‘maybe’!
bigal666 about 13 years ago
Not again. Still.
GAT17 about 13 years ago
Dumb strip.
Varnes about 13 years ago
Oh, he’s got a shot alright, in fact I think he’s already had quite a few shots if he thinks he’s gonna have a shot with Demi Moore…
Bisquit1 about 13 years ago
Gocomics needs to upgrade this system or they are going to lose readers.Arcamax is much faster.
pouncingtiger about 13 years ago
A stalker’s hope
The Life I Draw Upon about 13 years ago
Demi might give him a shot, along with a blindfold and smoke.
nerdhoof about 13 years ago
Maybe you’ll get a shot from Demi’s bodyguards.
PhantomPlumber about 13 years ago
I think this is the first time I’ve ever seen Bob without a little cocktail umbrella in his drink – he must be serious about this!
Ida No about 13 years ago
Does Bob carrying around ALL his restraining orders with him, or just the one for Demi?
AKHenderson Premium Member about 13 years ago
Bob isn’t boyish enough for Demi – remember she used to be hooked up with Ashton Kutcher..(They need to name that show “Two and Three-Eighths Men.”)