That’s nothing, I’d read a real article about a guy working on research in zoology having to get sperm samples from various animals… I’m NOT making this up, kind of a sad story really.
Yes, and there are people who have to give the animals suppositories when they’re constipated. Imagine going arm’s length to administer one to an elephant!
chris_weaver about 13 years ago
And don’t forget to trim his nose hairs!
tegm about 13 years ago
That’s nothing, I’d read a real article about a guy working on research in zoology having to get sperm samples from various animals… I’m NOT making this up, kind of a sad story really.
Plods with ...™ about 13 years ago
Chainsaw and a grinder would be more efficient.
alan.gurka about 13 years ago
Yes, and there are people who have to give the animals suppositories when they’re constipated. Imagine going arm’s length to administer one to an elephant!
iced tea about 13 years ago
Get some nail polish and manicuring sissors,too.
robolt about 13 years ago
…and next, we floss.