A defendant who has himself as a lawyer has a fool for a client. He doesn’t get how this court thing works maybe he should watch some Judge Judy?
Ahhh Small Claims Court.
If I can be my own prosecutor, then we can dismiss this case and go home.
Ah, the joys of the modern Justice system! Where one can be one’s own Defense Attorney, Prosecutor, Judge and, Jury!!
“…and to save time I’ll just acquit myself right now.”
I’m free to go
And not only do I find myself not guilty, but I award myself $10 million for damages and penalties for the emotional trauma of having to appear here, in court.
Perhaps a case of multiple personallity.
John Deering and John Newcombe
John Deering
Aussie Down Under almost 13 years ago
A defendant who has himself as a lawyer has a fool for a client. He doesn’t get how this court thing works maybe he should watch some Judge Judy?
Crabbyrino Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Ahhh Small Claims Court.
Superfrog almost 13 years ago
If I can be my own prosecutor, then we can dismiss this case and go home.
William Bednar Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Ah, the joys of the modern Justice system! Where one can be one’s own Defense Attorney, Prosecutor, Judge and, Jury!!
ProfessorKid almost 13 years ago
“…and to save time I’ll just acquit myself right now.”
comedynut almost 13 years ago
I’m free to go
alan.gurka almost 13 years ago
And not only do I find myself not guilty, but I award myself $10 million for damages and penalties for the emotional trauma of having to appear here, in court.
oldpine52 almost 13 years ago
Perhaps a case of multiple personallity.