Monty by Jim Meddick for December 06, 2011
December 05, 2011
December 07, 2011
Transcript:
Woman: Willy here is participating in a study to determine how long gum remains in the stomach cavity once swallowed... Boy: Uhhh... Woman: I need you to take him down to Dr. Bradley's office to review his latest x-rays. Doctor: Well, Willy, I wish I had some better news... Boy: Uhhh uhhh... Doctor: But I'm afraid a segment of Tutti Frutti has separated from the spearmint and metastasized in your spleen... Boy: Uh...
tattooedcyberidiot almost 13 years ago
while you’re at it, take him outside and see if his expression remains goofy after a change in wind direction
Proginoskes almost 13 years ago
No, his face is stuck like that.
hometownk Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Sigh. Scraping the bottom of the barrel again for story lines.
Sisyphos almost 13 years ago
Remember, Monty, what Willy is, you may become in a few days at OWIRE…
TheSpanishInquisition almost 13 years ago
Why is it that spleens are the universal target of humor around here? Is it just because it’s fun to say and to write “spleen”?
billyruffian almost 13 years ago
I like spleens, in fact, some of my best friends have spleens…
billyruffian almost 13 years ago
…And some of those friends live in Passaic…
victornewman almost 13 years ago
That’s funny Meddick. One of my personal favorites is the ‘cramping up if you even look at water within one hour of eating mister!’. Or ‘all your body heat will disappear through your head if you don’t wear that hat!’.
Russell B almost 13 years ago
This place appears to have an Aperture Science mentality.
Bobong almost 13 years ago
@ The SpanishInquisition – Welll, there’s also the humerus.
Larry Miller Premium Member almost 13 years ago
He just needs to vent his spleen.
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML almost 13 years ago
(4th panel) …and if you insert a penny into here, turn the handle, then a gumball will fall out…. here!
OldestandWisest almost 13 years ago
I thought Ensign Kenny from “Brewster Rockit” Space Guy had the monopoly on spleen jokes?
boldyuma almost 13 years ago
Wasn’t it Lucy Ricardo who always had some
“es-spleen-ing” to do?
iced tea almost 13 years ago
Some of that gum apparently got wrapped around Willy’s brain.
ironflange almost 13 years ago
MY SPLEEN!!
Oh, sorry, wrong strip.
JP Steve Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Don’t forget the “Marquisa of Spleensbury Rules” in today’s “The Barn!”