New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for November 28, 2011

OOH OOH! $2 WAFFLE IRON?!?!?! WHERE?!?!?!

That’s two tees and one ell: battalion. I know that and I’m not even an Aggie.

Vic does Black Friday-on Monday

OK, your Majesty, you’re in over your head. You’re creating a tactical mish-mash here.Call in Lord Kitchener of Khartoum. He’ll deliver the goods.

It is Cyber Monday. Go for the $39 bluray disc player.

If you don’t get caught in the riots, just make sure you don’t get pepper-sprayed over an X-Box or body-slammed by Wal-Mart cops for trying to protect your grandson, or have a heart attack and have shoppers step over you at a Target store.

I didn’t know that $2 waffles could get wrinkles.(This joke was brought to you by Eagle Hand Laundry; if your eagle has dirty hands, just come on in.)

Coming to a theater near you-“BLACKEST FRIDAY”

Actually, 10PM Thanksgiving night. Except the store was open all day on Thanksgiving, so they were long gone well before 8:30.