Aw com’mon, he’ll love it! After all, it’s been a year.
If he was any good at it, it wouldn’t have been a year since he last had sex.
Anyway, is she so sure he’s not been getting presents from elsewhere?
Like a necktie, handkerchief or bottle of scotch, at least you’ll know it’s the right size.
..come on,give him a new better version of sex..he can always return it…
why mess with what has worked before.
Wow, that second button is strategically placed.
Aw, go ahead and get him a time machine.
Give him your best friend. That way you have given a gift to him and to her.
How ’bout yer twin sister…. the one that gave him crabsfor his birthday last year…?
And you wonder why men stray.
A..I’m not getting him a present this year. B…Why not? A..He didn’t use what I got him last year…B..Which was? A…A burial plot!
If they haven’t done it in a year, it might not be him. Besides, most guys don’t mind getting the same gift year after year…and day after day if it goes right…
The perfect gift for the Dental Floss Tycoon in your life!
How about a BJ, he won’t be expecting that!
June 21, 2014
margueritem about 13 years ago
Aw com’mon, he’ll love it! After all, it’s been a year.
aarken about 13 years ago
If he was any good at it, it wouldn’t have been a year since he last had sex.
Anyway, is she so sure he’s not been getting presents from elsewhere?
Shades78 about 13 years ago
Like a necktie, handkerchief or bottle of scotch, at least you’ll know it’s the right size.
3hourtour Premium Member about 13 years ago
..come on,give him a new better version of sex..he can always return it…
ninetoes about 13 years ago
why mess with what has worked before.
J Short about 13 years ago
Wow, that second button is strategically placed.
coltish1 about 13 years ago
Aw, go ahead and get him a time machine.
cleokaya about 13 years ago
Give him your best friend. That way you have given a gift to him and to her.
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML about 13 years ago
How ’bout yer twin sister…. the one that gave him crabsfor his birthday last year…?
Knightman Premium Member about 13 years ago
And you wonder why men stray.
Bargrove about 13 years ago
A..I’m not getting him a present this year. B…Why not? A..He didn’t use what I got him last year…B..Which was? A…A burial plot!
K M about 13 years ago
If they haven’t done it in a year, it might not be him. Besides, most guys don’t mind getting the same gift year after year…and day after day if it goes right…
FireMedic about 13 years ago
The perfect gift for the Dental Floss Tycoon in your life!
Chas60 about 13 years ago
How about a BJ, he won’t be expecting that!