Free Range by Bill Whitehead for December 05, 2011

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    eddie6192  almost 13 years ago

    He’s definitely not Hagar.

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    Elaine Rosco Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    And bring some extra napkins please…thank you.

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    rockngolfer  almost 13 years ago

    And I eat vegetables other than pizza.

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    mrssaskfan  almost 13 years ago

    Well, jeepers, a Viking would use a knife to eat. And a spoon too, for soup and porridge. A fork, though, that’s for fancy folk like Byzantine emperors and Venetian courtesans…. and Vikings did hang out with both, believe it or not.

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    bmonk  almost 13 years ago

    I think he’s come to a fork in the road—either he can eat with decorum, or hang out with the guys.

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    hippogriff  almost 13 years ago

    I once came home with a fork. My wife asked me where I got it and I told her I came across it in the road and took it. (all true)

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    iced tea  almost 13 years ago

    My dad told me once when I was about to eat chicken in a restaurant: “Fingers were made before forks and knives, so use them.”

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    hippogriff  almost 13 years ago

    Oldpine: The fork was abandoned; the joke was borrowed – and my wife knew from where.

    Iced Tea: Only a third of the world uses forks; another third chopsticks; and the remainder hands – with some overlap, of course.

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    hippogriff  almost 13 years ago

    Iced Tea: That only applies to fried chicken. Use a fork on chicken tetrazzini and a spoon on chicken noodle soup.

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