He’s definitely not Hagar.
And bring some extra napkins please…thank you.
And I eat vegetables other than pizza.
Well, jeepers, a Viking would use a knife to eat. And a spoon too, for soup and porridge. A fork, though, that’s for fancy folk like Byzantine emperors and Venetian courtesans…. and Vikings did hang out with both, believe it or not.
I think he’s come to a fork in the road—either he can eat with decorum, or hang out with the guys.
I once came home with a fork. My wife asked me where I got it and I told her I came across it in the road and took it. (all true)
My dad told me once when I was about to eat chicken in a restaurant: “Fingers were made before forks and knives, so use them.”
Oldpine: The fork was abandoned; the joke was borrowed – and my wife knew from where.
Iced Tea: Only a third of the world uses forks; another third chopsticks; and the remainder hands – with some overlap, of course.
Iced Tea: That only applies to fried chicken. Use a fork on chicken tetrazzini and a spoon on chicken noodle soup.
eddie6192 almost 13 years ago
He’s definitely not Hagar.
Elaine Rosco Premium Member almost 13 years ago
And bring some extra napkins please…thank you.
rockngolfer almost 13 years ago
And I eat vegetables other than pizza.
mrssaskfan almost 13 years ago
Well, jeepers, a Viking would use a knife to eat. And a spoon too, for soup and porridge. A fork, though, that’s for fancy folk like Byzantine emperors and Venetian courtesans…. and Vikings did hang out with both, believe it or not.
bmonk almost 13 years ago
I think he’s come to a fork in the road—either he can eat with decorum, or hang out with the guys.
hippogriff almost 13 years ago
I once came home with a fork. My wife asked me where I got it and I told her I came across it in the road and took it. (all true)
iced tea almost 13 years ago
My dad told me once when I was about to eat chicken in a restaurant: “Fingers were made before forks and knives, so use them.”
hippogriff almost 13 years ago
Oldpine: The fork was abandoned; the joke was borrowed – and my wife knew from where.
Iced Tea: Only a third of the world uses forks; another third chopsticks; and the remainder hands – with some overlap, of course.
hippogriff almost 13 years ago
Iced Tea: That only applies to fried chicken. Use a fork on chicken tetrazzini and a spoon on chicken noodle soup.