Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for December 10, 2011

It helps if you bark at the same time.

Does it work on muggers?

I think that’s weird enough.

That’s my excuse too!

No telling who you might attract that way, though.

It’s always worked for me…

@MerryMarg, Steve Martin said that throwing up on your money was usually enough to put off a mugger.

I worked with a guy that came from a rough

neighborhood in Philly. He was an ex-con with a knife

scar on his face.He told me one time that most crooks

are afraid of only two things,coming up against a crazy person,

or a Federal agent.

That might not work in L.A. or Frisco, they have lots of weidos already.

it takes a lot to make the source laugh…today’s a gas.

Hyuk Hyuk Hyuk! This here strip shore is furny!…(Is it working?)

I’m glad I’m not the only one that acts that way! Join us! We’ll start a movement!!!!

Cleo’s hungry…

https://cleoandcompany.net/december-10-2021/

Thus does Marcy become what she most fears.

Good morning Balladeers, (((((Plods))))) and Miss Susan.