Well, there is the story of the wildebeest parents whose calf was getting into a lot of trouble pulling pranks down at the water hole. They asked the warthog and the meerkat what they should do. The warthog said they should send the little beest to the elephants and they would supply proper punishment. But the meerkat disagreed saying it was up to the parents to mete out discipline. He said they should paddle their own gnu.
Then when the Imperial Star Prince went to the petting zoo, he wanted something a little more exotic, and demanded to pet the zoo’s herd of gnus. Well, next thing you know, one of the gnus bit the prince.
So the Imperial bodyguard pulled out his disruptor pistol, and zapped the gnu herd to ash.
After it was collected into a bag, the doctor treating his injury shook his head over it, and said, “To think that this is all the gnus that bit the prince . . .”
kab2rb almost 13 years ago
Not sure of what to make of this.
bmonk almost 13 years ago
I don’t think those are the Good Gnus. More like the Angry or Evil Gnus.
Randyt8 almost 13 years ago
No Gnus is good Gnus.
bmonk almost 13 years ago
Do we have any gnu jokes around here today?
Dewsolo almost 13 years ago
Well, there is the story of the wildebeest parents whose calf was getting into a lot of trouble pulling pranks down at the water hole. They asked the warthog and the meerkat what they should do. The warthog said they should send the little beest to the elephants and they would supply proper punishment. But the meerkat disagreed saying it was up to the parents to mete out discipline. He said they should paddle their own gnu.
bmonk almost 13 years ago
Then when the Imperial Star Prince went to the petting zoo, he wanted something a little more exotic, and demanded to pet the zoo’s herd of gnus. Well, next thing you know, one of the gnus bit the prince.
So the Imperial bodyguard pulled out his disruptor pistol, and zapped the gnu herd to ash.
After it was collected into a bag, the doctor treating his injury shook his head over it, and said, “To think that this is all the gnus that bit the prince . . .”