Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 22, 2011

I am a teacher so I should not coment.

American Public Schools™, ladies and gentlemen…

They didn’t want to give it to him.He had had to prise it out of their hands.Yeah, yeah. Look it up.

seems legit

I don’t know who wrote this poem, but the cartoon reminded me of it.

A Little Poem Regarding Computer Spell Checkers…

Eye halve a spelling chequer It came with my pea sea It plainly marques four my revue Miss steaks eye kin knot sea. Eye strike a key and type a word And weight four it two say Weather eye am wrong oar write It shows me strait a weigh. As soon as a mist ache is maid It nose bee fore two long And eye can put the error rite Its rare lea ever wrong. Eye have run this poem threw it I am shore your pleased two no Its letter perfect awl the weigh My chequer tolled me sew.

Actually, that’s acceptable in Britain.

The Occupy folks were prised away from their demonstrations by the police.

Per the American Heritage Dictionary via thefreedictionary.com, “prise” is a variant spelling of “prize.” Still looks funny.

I know one fellow who was visiting a printshop many years ago, and happened to pick up a copy of a diploma they were printing.

He noticed a typo in the school’s name!

Luckily, they had time for a reprint.

I think Ralf the Skwirrel is interested in winning that cup.

Actually, it is sad to make the comment that it may have gone over FAR too many heads!