Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for May 13, 2000

Transcript:

Joe says to Rob, "Take off the hat, Rob, I'm hearing wild rumors about your new 'do." Rob, wearing a Red Sox cap and sipping a cup of coffee, says, "The hat is staying on, thank you." Joe says, "Holy cow, you are bald!... I assume Bucky is involved somehow, but... hmmm..." Rob says, "I don't want to talk about it." Joe says, "Oh, come on! How could a cat have stripped you bald? No... Don't tell me... It's funnier imagining how he did it..." Rob, lifting his cap off, says, "OK, there! Happy?! I guess I was crazy to assume that people would be mature about this!" A woman co-worker, looking at Rob's bald head, says, "Whoa, keep your lid on, Kojak."