Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for March 20, 2002

Transcript:

Two men are at a bar discussing their investments. A man wearing glasses says: "So by the end of the week. It was down over nine points. It SO devalued my portfolio." The second man counsels: "You should SO consider liquidating some of your assets and moving them to higher yielding ventures." The first man says: "I am SO not touching any assets until the next quarter." The second man replies: "Well, obviously I'm not suggesting you-" Bucky, who is standing by the second man at the bar interupts: "My assets are in tuna." The first man asks: "Excuse me?" The second man inquires: "Um...Who are you?" Bucky replies: "I'm Bucky."