Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for January 02, 2005

Transcript:

"Hey, I heard a good one today: Why did the golden retriever cross the road?" "Aw, come on! You always get mad when people poke fun at cats and here you are telling dog jokes!" "You're bein' a little hypocritical, Buck." "I'm not being any kind of hippo, thank you. Dog jokes are funny because they're true. Cat jokes are told out of jealousy." " "Jealousy" of what?" "Oh, let's see, our TAILS? Our GRACE? Our sense of BALANCE? Our ability to see in the DARK? Our hygiene? Our-" "Alright, alright, tell your dumb joke." "Well, it's not gonna be funny NOW...you killed the funny..." "You know why the CAT crossed the road, right? 'Cause cats are stupid! Ha Ha! You can't teach 'em NOT to!" "He he he."