Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for May 29, 2005

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"Writing another movie?" "No. A TV pilor called All in the Family." "Kinda been done already, dude." "Not like this. This will be the first truly interspecies situation comedy. All the actors will from the same scientific family, but they will be different species." "It will center around a bigoted Irish otter who is comically intolerant of other species." "So Archie and Edith Bunker are now...?" "Aonyx and Enhydra Mustelidae." "What network would run that?" "Animal planet. Fox, obviously. Throw some DC shoe logos around and MTV will knock the door down to get it." "Bucky! You stole my idea for a reality show called Phylum Phunhouse!" "You can't prove that." "This is my writing! You just crossed out my title!" "George Jefferson is now Spilogale Pygmaea? Dude..."