Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for January 22, 2006
Transcript:
"What's the trophy for?" "For being the world's most perfect cat, a very prestigious body awarded me the golden can opener." "What prestigious body?" "That would be me." "You're prestigious?" "That's correct. I will refer you to my trophy." "You see, Robert, I am the ultimate cat. A 'Five Tool' cat, if you will. Brilliant...powerful...gorgeous...elegant..." "...And dangerous! Ya! Hwa!" "Let's compromise. We'll just say you're one giant tool." "Agreed."