Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for May 21, 2006

Transcript:

"Wow, nice job. Very few people can pull off the ol' 'Garden Gnome Meets Fascist' look." "A little respect for the uniform of the Feline Liberation Unit & Freedom Front." "'FLUFF'? Your dumb militant group is called 'FLUFF'?" "Hey, don't mock the Front, buddy! You don't want to wake up in the river with your feet stuck in Scoopable Fresh Step! We cats are like Ferraris!" "...So? What does that mean?" "Um...Hmm, I know I've heard that before...We're powerful, I think...Oh, and gorgeous." "Do Ferraris wreck the sofa, too?" "Well, I'm sure they would, if you were stupid enough to put one on the sofa..." "Anyway! I have just completed the first draft of our Cat-ifesto. I will now read it to you. ahem. Article one..." POW! "Hey!"