Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for May 28, 2006

Transcript:

"Feast your eyes on the blueprint for my new invention: the bologna-powered back scratcher, 75 C.P." "'C.P.'?" "Cat Power. And that's 75 Maine coons, too. Big cats." "Well, that's the stupidest thing I ever...Well, it's the stupidest thing you've said lately, anyway..." "Well, that just shows how little you know about stupid, my friend. There's only one stupid PhD around here and you're lookin' at him right now!" "Actually, I'm looking at Satchel right now." "Huh?" "Well, I suggest you turn your focus from the merely dim to the real authority on stupid." "How do I get sucked into these conversations?" "Maybe you're sucking so hard that the conversations are drawn to you."