Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for July 20, 2008

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Satchel: What 'cha writing? Bucky: I've put on my scientist hat. This is a history of all life. Rob: You mean evolution? Bucky: No,not evil-ution! If you call my ancestors monkeys again, I'll hit you with so many objects you'll think you're a Taiwanese Politician! You'll go down faster than a Portuguese soccer player on an ice rink! I'm just closing up some of the loopholes in intelligent design. Satchel: What loopholes? Bucky: Uh... Hello? Monkeys? Weasels? Rats? Democrats? No one would knowingly create those things. Lemme tell ya something: The only monkeys in my past are in casts now. Satchel: To be honest, you don't talk like a scientist. Rob: I'm gonna call your theory un-intelligent design.