Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for August 23, 2009

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Bucky says, "Here's the Garfield book you wanted to borrow. Be careful with it, it's worth $100, it's signed." Satchel says, "By Garfield? Wow, that's?wait, this is your signature." Bucky says, "You're welcome." Satchel says, "How is this valuable just because you signed it?" Bucky says, "Are you kidding?! I'm Bucky Katt, man! Stuff I touch turns to gold! I got kind Midas' touch, baby!" Satchel says, "Well, I don't think spray-painting stuff is the same as having king Midas' touch..." Satchel says, "Actually, the stuff you touch generally gets dirty and broken - you have king kong's touch! Ha ha!" Bucky says, "You want the book or not?!" Satchel says, "Yeah. Yeah." Bucky says, "And I want that back by tonight, or I'll squeeze that $100 out of your head." Satchel says, "So you're giving me an ultimatum now?" Bucky says, "No, I'm loaning it to you...and I wouldn't say that's Garfield's ultimatum, but it's a pretty-goodum."