Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for December 19, 2010
Transcript:
Rob says, "Hm. I was going to the store, but I can't remember what I needed." Bucky says, "Hair piece?" Rob says, "What? I don't need a hair piece." Rob says, "Well?" Rob says, "What does that mean?" Bucky says, "Well that would depend on what the piece looks like, wouldn't it" Rob says, "Huh?" Bucky says, "Let's be honest, any commercially available hair piece is gonna be an improvement for you." Bucky says, "Your hair makes you look like some scare-you-straight campaign 'after' picture." Bucky says, "I mean, nobody goes into a candy store and says, 'I want a dirt-flavored candy,' right?" Bucky says, "And nobody walks into a wig store and says, 'I want a Rob Wilco.'" Rob says, "Maybe I'll remember what I need when I get there." Bucky says, "Deodorant!"