Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 13, 2011

That really hit the spot.

Frosty doesn’t have the guts to have another shot.

“no i ain’t so droll‘cause in my heart there’s a hole,now i’ll tell ya all the newsif ya pour me more booze.”

Warmed the cockles of his heart but at a price.

Whoa! Was that product-placement???

I remember there was a country song called “from Jesus to Jack Daniels”… don’t remember the singer… anybody knows??

Time for some frozen margaritas.

Now he looks more like a doughman than a snowman!

That really wasn’t such a good idea, Bung.

Great stuff, but it goes right through you.

Is it a coincidence that the hole in Frosty’s stomach looks like a mushroom cloud ?

the shot seen around the world

Looks like Goldie Hawn (’90s movie reference).

I’ve had a few bourbon ‘cannonballs’ go

through me like that..

Maybe the last thing Frosty needed.

Frosty’s not gone for good. You see, he was made out of Christmas snow and Christmas snow can never disappear completely. It sometimes goes away for almost a year at a time and takes the form of spring and summer rain. But you can bet your boots that when a good, jolly December wind kisses it, it will turn into Christmas snow all over again.

Maybe he shoulda just had a cold beer…

…gut rot….

Give him a Hot Toddy to finish him off, Bung.