Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for January 14, 2001
Transcript:
"GET FUZZY." "By Darby Conley." "That's not funny." "What do you mean, 'fish eat bugs'?" "Well... you asked what fish eat... that's a freshwater fish, it ate a lot of bugs... what did you THINK they ate?" "I dunno... MONKEYS or something... not 'bugs.'" "'Monkeys'? You freak out over the idea of 'bugs,' but it doesn't bother you if they eat MONKEYS?" "Oh, come on. Are you telling me that you can look at a monkey and not get hungry?" "Yes. Yes, I can honestly say that I don't want to eat monkeys." "You're lying. Monkeys look delicious... and HEY, they ain't MY cousins." "I don't mind eating bugs."
Querao (you can also call me quinn) over 3 years ago
Cats have been around since Egyptian times (I think) so bugs weren’t their ancestors