Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 29, 2011

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    Aussie Down Under  almost 13 years ago

    While he’s at work earning a crust she just loafs around spreading herself thin while doing the chores. Sometimes you never know which side your bread is buttered. I suspect she’s now “toast”.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Man, she’s got a lot of crust!

    What should he think when she’s spread out on the bed like that… and with her honey!

    What a crummy thing to come home to.

    Any way you slice it, she’s gotten herself into a jam.

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    its only peanut butter. if it was jelly, then that would be wrong.

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    orinoco womble  almost 13 years ago

    The words “buttered bun” come to mind…

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    pschearer Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    PB and contraceptive J?

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    bhiggy28  almost 13 years ago

    He’s got SOME crust!

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    Porkie  almost 13 years ago

    He doesn’t seem like the battering type to me, so I can’t see that excuse working.

    The “other slice” seems remarkably calm. Maybe he’s a professional butterer and this is therapy of some kind? I don’t see any rising dough…

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    lightenup Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    She better start buttering him up.

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    bmonk  almost 13 years ago

    He’s gonna be a hot, cross bun in a moment!

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    V-Beast  almost 13 years ago

    she got bred.

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    Ottodesu  almost 13 years ago

    Spread it wide!OK, it’s not the classiest thing said here, but someone’s gotta say it.

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    tegm  almost 13 years ago

    Yeah, it’s just part of his job…

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    samantha.meyer  over 4 years ago

    What are you talking about? I’m just getting a massage at home! You know?! BECAUSE OF THE QUARENTINE!?!? laughs nervously

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