Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 30, 2011

Aye aye doc.

He can’t break the habit. He’s hooked.

And be very careful about wiping the sweat off your brow.

So that’s how pirates got the eye patches. Now I understand. Funny.

He’s just not as handy as he used to be.

And there’s a quite a learning curve involved with that thing.

Too bad they didn’t get that point across before they sent him home with it.

BTW, nice one Pouncing Tiger….

Which reminds me — wow, thanks from yesterday @Beviek, Yatman and Overton. Just read your comments.

And don’t pick your nose.

You are going to have to adjust your bathroom habits too.

Arrr….an’ keep an eye out for him, I hear he’s got a mean left hook . . . . ☻?

Eye yi yi.

The real STORY is that he got a Red Ryder BB gun for CHRISTMAS.

Excellent PSA for not sneezing into your hand!