Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for September 29, 1985

Transcript:

Luann: Let's see... volume 67, number five... Dear diary: well, I guess it's time to update my statistics. My name is still Luann C. Degroot. I'm thirteen and I'm in seventh grade at Pitts Jr/Sr High School. I have a mother and a father (that's normal) and a brother (he's abnormal) his name's Brad and he's a total waste. My best friend is Bernice Halder. My next best friend is Delta James. And that, unfortunately, is it for friends. I love Aaron Hill, pizza, Eddie Murphy, Aaron Hill, Madonna, and Aaron Hill. I'm five feet, one inch tall. I have hazel eyes and blondy orangey browny hair. Now, stand by for weight and measurement information (inaudible speaking)...